check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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