obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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