So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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