I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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