I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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