North Korea, Best Korea!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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