if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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