worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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