Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
tell me about the fingering
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