I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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