Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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