May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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