If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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