Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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