I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I still have a little drunk in my system
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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