are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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