it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I had to cum in my sink.
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