Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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