Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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