Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
A+ Viking dick
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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