She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
