fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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