remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My breasts were aching with rage.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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