I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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