When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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