You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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