last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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