it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
