I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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