I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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