He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its not stalking. its research.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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