Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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