life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't notice because vodka
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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