My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
either way he was missing a nipple.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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