you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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