So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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