just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize