the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
