we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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