There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What changed your mind?
Being sober
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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