I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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