is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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