okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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