he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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