I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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