is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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