HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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