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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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