dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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