yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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