im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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