I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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