no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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