I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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