That's when you crack a 10am beer
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He passed out mid-signature
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You can't just leave with hair like that
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
