Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize