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Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
one two three fourrrrnication!
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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