Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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