Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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